Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Deer Struck

I live in fear of being hit by deer. Caveat: when I'm in a car, obviously. If I were afraid of being hit by deer outside of the car, then we'd have problems. Though, the whole point of this is that I do have a problem: fear of being deer struck.

Is it irrational? I don't know the statistics. Or the odds. But it's no way to live. To be rolling down the highway, in the passenger seat, thinking that deer are waiting by the side of every inch of highway, waiting to go kamikaze on you and your vehicle--though I suppose when the deer finally cashes in on the suspense he/she/it's been building and takes the leap, he/she/it's making a claim that it's no longer your vehicle--it's f#&^%in his/her/it's.

Help.

-- JEFF

Local: Durango, CO.

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