Realization - If America sat down to have dinner, Kansas would be bringing nothing to the table. There are only two things that Kansas has bred in the past 50 years…..1. Well-Rounded Miss America contestants….2. A star vehicle for the talented Michael Landon (Little House on the Prairie took place in Independence, Kansas)…and even then….Highway to Heaven was Michael Landon’s best work. My mother was obsessed with Michael Landon and very sad when he died….I think that’s why I’m named Michael…actually I should ask her that. God, Kansas can’t even keep my attention for a whole blog post….more from Colorado. Apologies to our huge following in Topeka.
Loc-o-Real: Anywhere in Kansas….its all the same…except Lawrence, Kansas which is home to the University of Kansas. Jeff and I visited and I kept yelling “Chelsea…..Chelsea..” to any blonde girl that walked by hoping to run in with my Walmart companion. Mind you…KU has 28,569 students. Another realization, apparently they are allowing 12 year olds into undergrad programs by the looks of the new batch of students walking around campus.
-MIKE
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