Realization- East or West, North or South, Mountains or Valleys..... It matters not where you are in this great nation, for one credo reigns true.... Children are horrible.... They are selfish, annoying, and vile creatures placed throughout the land to punish the innocent.

Loc-o-real: A Super 8 Motel outside of St. Louis circa 6 am when the children decided to scream for an hour straight..... Don't worry... I will be collecting my already promised discount at checkout

-MIKE