Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Worst Joke Ever


Just outside the Grand Canyon visitor center a group has gathered away from the canyon edge to look at a f@%*$ing deer.  I walk up and make the astute observation, "It's licking it's butt."  Which it was.  The man to my right says to me, "You know why it's doing that?"  I shake my head.  "Because it can," he says.

I laughed.  And I'm not sure why.  I guess he wants to lick his own butt.  Can't say that I do.  

Revelation: it was a joke.  

Worst joke ever.

p.s. That's a picture of me faux peeing all over the Grand Canyon.  Now THAT'S a joke.

Zing.

-- JEFF

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